Your computer isn't cool enough to support my cool backround music. What? Now you want to know who is the coolest persons I know? Alright then, I have made this page to inform all who I think is the coolest. For those who know me I occasionally say “700 cool points to So-And-So for killing an Emo!!” Well here I shall put it all in visual format. Every year the person with the highest point value will have their name in lights…on this site…so…yeah. Perhaps I’ll make them a cool badge or something. Until then, here are the cool people.

And the current leader of Coolness is...

Dezzy!
Her most recent cool points were due to the KICK ASS lap dances she gave everybody at my birthday party.


Dezzy - 1,500,000
Emily - 1,000,000
Mikey (The Canadian) - 725,000
Crystal - 715,000
Sue - 525,675
Magical Minion - 426,350
Lindy - 325,000
Mike (Cornholio) – 300,000
Denise – 259,000
Kendall - 247,350 (most obtained at Rockypalooza V)
Whipping Boy - 200,000
Lindy - 170,000
Aliea - 125,000
Sunja - 115,000
Cutter - 100,000
The Clinton Street Cabaret Rocky Cast - 50,000
The Vicarious Theatre Company Rocky Cast- 50,000
Ashley Kat - 20,000
Lindy - 17,000
Beth – 14,500
Troll – 14,000
Eloha - 21,000
Bus Dude - 20,000
Rev Wheeli Man - 7,000
Nathan - 1000
Amy - 1000

Here's how I give out my cool points.

1,000,000 = You have shocked and amazed me to a point of me getting tear eyed.
10,000 = Normally given out for physical feats that are cool, funny, or where you didn't get badly hurt when you should have.
7,000 = When you intentionally do something that I just consider cool. (Commonly awarded)
5,000 = When you unintentionally do something that I just consider cool.(also commonly awarded)
1,000 = Given when you make me laugh. These can be given in increments of 1,000 depending on how hard I laugh.
500 = When you do a cool dance. Also awarded when I feel you need just a little more cooledness.
100 = Increments I give out when I can tell your trying to be cool because nobody ever "wants" to suck. Often these are awarded on top of other things you do.
50 = Just to make you a bit more cool than somebody else.
25 = Just to make you a bit more cool than somebody else.



The reason Weird Al isn't on the cool points page is because he by default has a VERY LARGE amount of cool points and you can't beat him....ever.