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Fairly funny ventriloquist Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central.

Volvo Crash Test Center - Now known as the best crash test center in the world.

Some Bully rednecks get just what they deserve. Wish I was this cool in high school.

A scientific explanation of how human Juggernauts work.

What you get when you try to cancel your AOL account.

STOMP rules!!! "Basket Case" Part 1 of 2.

STOMP rules!!! "Kitchen Karma" Part 2 of 2.

Steve Irwins most dangerous encounter.

A cool Flash animation in video format. "Pointer vs. Stickman"

A funny French skit with a Mousse stick, a kazoo and a guitar player.

Napolian Dinomite was right. Ligers DO exsist!! Thanks to genetic engineering.

A fun optical illusion to kill 38 seconds.

Your American troops doing what they do best...being idiotic rednecks.

Scary poltergeist playing in the dinning room. (watch in the dark)

Cowbell...that's all that needs to be said...Cowbell. (Origional SNL sketch)

The secret to the cut rope magic trick revieled.

An explanation of how to draw the Trident Optical Illusion.

Fallen Angel cast down from heaven? Or really cool fraud? You be the judge.

The Great O'Sullivan breaking a world record playing Snooker. (a british billiards game)

A poltergeist playing with a door. (watch in the dark)

A documentary of two men ridding the world of useless Emo people.

Chinese take their Ping-Pong VERY seriously.

Super Rare Weird Al Yankovic video from the 80's show "Square One."

Penn & Teller explaining the Cups and Balls Magic Trick in super detail.

High school talent contest with a really cool Rubber Man.

Marry Poppins horror movie trailer. Super cool editing abilities.

Don't like having a "start" button in WinXP? No problem, here's how to change it!!

A cool Drew Carey skit with them parodying The Sims!

The first winner of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire," who won without using life lines (technically).

I didn’t think the last level of Halo can make somebody throw such a tantrum.

This guy may very well make billions off of water.

Real working MC Escher Waterfall illusion

Tire Roll with probability of .000000001%

Tetris Grand master. Dude has too much free time.

Southpark Vs. Monty Python. Dead Kenny sketch.

Rube Goldberg Device 1

Rube Goldberg Device 2

Rube Goldberg Device 3

Guy does a REALLY cool RC plane skit with well remembered music.

Octopus that is very good at camouflage.

Monty Python and Halo mix in a way that is all too funny.

Guy beats Super Mario Brothers 3 in less than 11 min.

I’m fine with giving crappy tech support jobs to other countries. But let’s keep it in Canada where it belongs. So we can understand our tech guy. You’d think that if they could learn compys they could learn to speak better English.

Cool fountain tricks with mentos and Diet Coke.

Guy proves that myspace has fallen to a pimp and ho world where people can use retarded pick up lines. Also this is STRONG proof that guys just want the pussy girls. Just because they message you doesn’t mean they want to be “friends”.

If your wondering what Jonathan Mathers (the voice of Foamy The Squirrel) sounds like, here is a nice sound file that I edited to pull his voice out of the synthesizer. Not a video but still cool

The secret to WHY you CAN’T win at the Claw Games found in restaurants.

Turn down the lights and watch this ghost girl in a graveyard.

Even animals can have fun and get drunk. VERY funny.

Japanese Dog Porno. Semi Safe for work.

A funny compilation of dance from the 50’s to today.

Spiffy girl that can stack cups like a master. She still holds the World record.

For those farmiliar with CSI Vagas, you will find this exaggeration very humorous.

This are the types of people that made me start this wonderful page. Everybody knows chlorine and alcohol DON’T MIX.

Classic Patch Adams balloon prank. This guy should be laughing. Instead he is angry. He needs to lighten up just a LOT.

World dancer. Either totally dumb or totally artistic. You be the judge.

I think this guy has been playing against my friend Jason from Ohio. I’ve improved sound for your pleasure.

A standard juggler that juggles in time with a popular song from the beatles.

A neat way to scare your friends who fear Aliens.

Cars are learning how to park without human interaction.

Monty Python should have used this as a way to confuse a cat.

Cool optical illusion of a Dragon head.

April Fools joke where they removed the glass from a business office doorway.

FLAMING DR PEPPER STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Never microwave your beer.

For the last time PETA…animals don’t care. I love you Rox ;-)

Rednecks are stupid. Here they are in their natural habitat training for their mating ritual.

A 6min long race to the end of the original Super Mario Brothers NES game. You’d be VERY surprised how exciting the ending is… if you’re a gamer that is.

A cool trick done with fine steel wool.

The funniest Family Guy sketch so far.

This is what happens when it gets REALLY cold and you decide to throw water into the air.

2005 Yoyo champion of the world. An Asian of course.

Saw this at a compy fair. This guy holds the world record for fastes CPU Processor speed.

People Proved that sometimes, the speed limit can really fuck up traffic flow.

Idiot gets what he deserves for being a showoff. Please translate to Movie format yourselves, my compy sucks.

Bill Gates getting drilled at his “monopoly” trial.

These idiots don’t seem to know that in the movies…they are made of candy.

Perfect timing for a drunk driving commercial shoot.

Kid showing off for camera over does it by just a lot.

Don’t borrow money from Stewart

Stewart time travels to find out how Jesus was in olden times.

UFO found by the Mexico Air Force

PETA actually comes up with something funny.

THE TRUTH ABOUT MYSPACE

Kick ass a cappella of Nintendo music.

The wolds most patient guy. If somebody could translate this for me I’ll love you forever and give you 10,000 cool points

Old School kids show. Any guesses if this is real or a joke????

Idiots + Shopping Carts = Funny

Simpsons Live version. Please translate to movie format yourselves cause my compy sucks.

This is why I don’t ski.

STOP SMOKING!! DO IT FOR THE KITTENS!!!

What happens when they fuck up during shooting Star Trek The Next Generation.

The worlds first vegetarian snake!! Please format yourselves cause my compy sucks.

The Internet If For Porn via WoW

Emo Vs. Goth (You'll be surprised who wins)

Cool Pool Tricks

Final Fantasy IRL (NOTE: I couldn't get it to translate properly so your computer better be cool!!

Me doing a cool Goblin King move with a Meditation Ball

Same thing, looks better, but is sideways.

What it would be like if you were REALLY fighting zombies Resident Evil Style.

A bunch of people being stupid. Always good for a laugh.

A dumb ass Mayor acting unprofessional. That’s the best explaining I can do on this one folks.

A clip from the BubbleGum Rally 2006. These Idiots are dangerous dumbasses on a level I can’t quite comprehend.

Sad thing to learn about your home Locks. It’s transcribed from German I think, but it’s still watchable.

Not really dumb or silly or funny…but I think it’s coooooool

Dr. Pepper + Campfire = Napalm!!! VERY FUNNY

The infamous Emo Song!!! FartKnockers get owned!!!

Damn Japanese can do anything. Including fold a shirt in 0.68 seconds. VERY HANDY VIDEO GUYS!!!

Gates at the Win98 Preview. MUST WATCH!!!

WEAR CONDOMS PEOPLE!!!!

London comedy show. Two guys doing the midget bit. Impossible to explain.

What if PacMan were real?

The Chinese strike again!! KICK ASS Ping Pong Matrix skit. You’ll laugh and your jaw will be on the floor with the cooledness of this video.

This was a Nissan commercial that was pulled because they found what appeared to be a Ghost following the car toward the end of the clip. Watch very carefully after the care comes around the bend and you can see a Ghost floating beside the car.

Some geeks will go to any length to get a long distance online relationship to work. What’s super dorky about this is that it’s real.

Now ya see da truck…….now ya don’t. Never run from the police people.

People who can't drive on Ice

This guy either ranks as one of the top 10 idiots of our time...or the coolest.

Be carefull when proposing.