The Rules!

Rule #1:No sex in the theater!
UNLESS! It's brought to the front row and includes at least ONE cast member!

Rule #2:No Fire in the theater!
This isn't a journey concert, we don't want to see any of that waving lighter crap. If we see flame we'll put you out via any means necessary.

Rule #3:No liquids in the theater
The seats you'll be sitting in are relatively new, and we'd like to KEEP them that way. Some places allow squirt guns and other stuff to be thrown about. This is not one of those places. If we see water we'll light you on fire, then put you out any means necessary!

Rule #4:Audience participation is mandatory, obligatory, repetative and redundant!
You could have rented this admittedly very bad movie for 99cents at wallet buster for a week. Insted you payed FIVE BUCKS to see it here, so you must want to be entertained. If you don't participate we can only assume we've failed to entertain you, in that case we'll use YOU to entertain everybody else. This is like Mystery Science Theater 3000 with a twist, we have call backs, funny songs, and insults. But we'll touch on this a little bit later.

Rule #5:We throw things up and back!
If you've brought things to throw that's great! Aside from fire and water there's all kinds of things you can toss around inside the theater, which you can find out more about in the Audience Participation part of the site. But for the purposes of the rules we throw things UP AND BACK. AWAY from the screen, it's expensive and it doesn't like it. AWAY from the actors, they're cheap and they don't like it. We've actually tossed people out for this one so make sure you abide by it.

Rule #6: There is absolutely, positively, NO RULE SIX!
No really, we killed it. And it's family too.

Rule #7:Support the Theater!
It's not just rocky at the Blue Mouse Theater. They have their own very lovely site with all kinds of movie and historical data.

Rule #8:Places you can't come.
Stay out of the front row, we keep our props there.
Stay off the the stage left stairs, we'll crush you!
Keep out of the aisles, we have to run around in them and if you're in the way we will run you over.
Don't go behind the piano, vile acts the likes of which you dare not bear witness to have transpired there.
Keep away from the lighting portion of the stage, break a bulb and we break your skull.
And lastly, don't go back stage. Tweek gets naked back there and no one should have to endure that.

Rule #9:No alcohol!
ALCOHOL IS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR FRIEEEEEEEEEEND!
But not here, where ever your friend alki is you keep him there.
In your pocket? KEEP HIM THERE!
In your backpack? KEEP HIM THERE!
In your stomach? UP AND BACK! That's why cast gets to sit in the front row!

Rule #10: HAVE A GOOD FUCKING TIME!
But what if we can't have a good fucking time?
Then have a good time fucking!